Ask me something ~

1. Had sex?
2. Bought condoms?
3. Gotten pregnant?
4. Failed a class?
5. Kissed a boy?
6. Kissed a girl?
7. Used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. Had a job?
9. Slipped on ice?
10. Missed the school bus?
11. Left the house without my wallet?
12. Bullied someone on the internet?
13. Sexted?
14. Had sex in public?
15. Played on a sports team?
16. Smoked weed?
17. Smoked cigarettes?
18. Smoked a cigar?
19. Drank alcohol?
20. Watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. Been overweight?
22. Been underweight?
23. Had an eating disorder?
24. Been to a wedding?
25. Made fun of someone for being fat?
26. Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
28. Been late for work?
29. Been late for school?
30. Kissed in the rain?
31. Showered with someone else?
32. Failed my driver’s test?
33. Ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. Been outside my home country?
35. Been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. Had lice?
37. Gotten my heart broken?
38. Had a credit card?
39. Been to a professional sports game?
40. Broken a bone?
41. Been unhappy about my weight?
42. Won a trophy?
43. Cut myself?
44. Had an STD?
45. Got engaged?
46. Been on a diet?
47. Tried out to be on a TV show?
48. Rode in a taxi?
49. Been to prom?
50. Played a drinking game?
51. Stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. Been to a concert?
53. Had a three-some?
54. Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. Been in a car accident?
56. Had braces?
57. Learned another language?
58. Killed an animal?
59. Been at a yard sale?
60. Been to a Japanese steakhouse?
61. Wore make up?
62. Talked to someone via webcam?
63. Lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. Had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. Kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. Snuck out of the house?
67. Bought porn?
68. Had a virus on my computer?
69. Had oral sex?
70. Dyed my hair?
71. Gone skinny dipping?
72. Graduated from college?
73. Wore someone else’s clothes? M
74. Voted in a presidential election?
75. Rode in an ambulance?
76. Rode in a helicopter?
77. Caught the stove on fire?
78. Got in a verbal fight?
79. Met someone famous?
80. Been on vacation?
81. Been on a boat?
82. Been on an airplane?
83. Broken something expensive?
84. Had surgery?
85. Kissed someone before I was 14?
86. Beat a video game?
87. Found something valuable on the ground?
88. Made a survey?
89. Stalked someone on a social network?
90. Prank called someone?
91. Spent over $100 shopping in one day?
92. Been to a library outside of school?
93. Cut my hair and hated it?
94. Peed outside?
95. Went fishing?
96. Helped with charity?
97. Taken a pregnancy test?
98. Been rejected by a crush?
99. Been suspended from school?
100. Broken a mirror?

posted on Oct 20 from igotabandandalight © calacallum with 13,205 notes
tagged: #HEEEEEEEEEy #ask me #pls

Idek anymore. I just took these before my shower.


posted on Oct 20 with 6 notes
queenbliss:

Rock wall climbing for Keli’s birthday party!

Look’s at my own ass
Nice

queenbliss:

Rock wall climbing for Keli’s birthday party!

Look’s at my own ass

Nice


You’ve made 4,000 posts on Tumblr!
That’s a lot of posts! It would take an average cat nearly 30 years to read your entire blog.

You’ve made 4,000 posts on Tumblr!

That’s a lot of posts! It would take an average cat nearly 30 years to read your entire blog.

peter-pans-booty-shorts:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.

kaijutegu:

butthurtherpetologist:

You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.

I hate it when spaghetti falls out of my pocket and gets all over the floor.

kaijutegu:

butthurtherpetologist:

You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.

I hate it when spaghetti falls out of my pocket and gets all over the floor.


posted on Oct 20 from algrenion © pumpkinchemicals with 10,082 notes

I got my bb back. I’m so happy.


posted on Oct 20 with 6 notes

telapathetic:

come into bed and listen to the rain with me


posted on Oct 20 from the-fault-in-our-ella © telapathetic with 307,785 notes
You have a cute vulva :) it's so little! (Did I make you blush?? :/)

Anonymous

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